Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
YOU’RE MISSING MY FAVORITE ONE:
these are tears streaking down my face people
WHAT ABOUT THE HISSES AT LUCIFER ONE
This dog could not give any less of a fuck.
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend